May 2013
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
rolan-pard:
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
soujizz:
soujizz:
trying to decide on a title for my english essay
that works
i just got it back today
mission accomplished
emporbooty:
gamblingemperor:
emporbooty:
gamblingemperor:
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Science
gayerthanjew:
francieum:
snake-dad:
electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic
There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.
#i’m not too sure what happened here
When your Mom won't let you explain:
laughingstation:
When you're trying to concentrate on something but...
laughingstation:
horanstiffy:
hawthornes:
do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
a9ymous:
internetexplorers:
jamie lynn spears will always be pregnant in my mind
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT SHE EXISTED
meladoodle:
if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
the-perks-of-being-a-killjoy:
When I was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’
harrysthefather:
my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school
jaclcfrost:
changing your theme is like changing your clothes it takes more effort than you think and halfway through you’re just like “why”
When a book I was loving has a terrible ending
laughingstation:
